It’s that time again…..
January 30th, 2012
The time has come, where I’m sick of being over weight! So, I’m planning on signing up for a Gym and working out. The last time I was working out I noticed differences really fast. Right now I’m 6’4″ and around 270 lbs. I’m looking to get down to 250 lbs. If I could get [...]
Dog the Bounty Hunter’s daughter, arrested
January 20th, 2012
Once in awhile I get a kick out of watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. Here lately they’ve been promoting, “Dog the Bounty Hunter’s daughter, Lyssa Chapman, arrested in Hawaii”. Curiosity finally got the best of me, so I open up Google and type in Dog the bounty hunter daughter arrested. It looks like March 17, [...]
Another Scooby Snack & Drink That Shit
January 20th, 2012
Another Scooby Snack Ingredients: 3/4 oz Malibu rum 3/4 oz Midori melon liqueur 1 oz Pineapple juice 1/2 oz Half-and-half Mixing instructions: Shake ingredients in a mixing cup with ice. Strain into 7 oz. rocks glass and serve. Drink That Shit Game Type: Dice – D Supplies: 1 cup big enough to hold an entire [...]
5 Friends Marketing Idea
January 19th, 2012
This morning I had an idea and I wanted to see how well it would work. The idea was to start a facebook page and call it 5 Friends Marketing Idea. The idea behind this page is tell This is pick 5 friends that you think will pick 5 friends. The goal is to see [...]
Example of how my mind works lol
January 19th, 2012
Last night on facebook: Tyler: I guess I kno how to moon walk O_o Dave Parker: I know how to moonwalk too, But let me ask you something. Do people look at you funny, when you pull your pants down and moon them and start walking backwards towards them? Tyler: God dammit lmao I bet [...]
Farmer’s Divorce, Rednecks In Love, Worlds Greatest BJ
January 18th, 2012
Farmer’s Divorce A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.” The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?” The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, [...]
Funny & Sex sells!
January 18th, 2012
These last few days have made me realize, something that I already knew but had forgotten. Funny and sex sell! What I mean is I’ve asked friends to view F’N Mental and tell me what they think. Most of the responses I received were either about BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 [...]
Some Blonde Jokes
January 18th, 2012
Three blondes & the bell boy A father and his three beautiful, blonde, daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good-looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bell boy if [...]
Horses don’t tickle
January 17th, 2012
Here’s some pictures from my car accident, to show horses don’t tickle! click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to larger click pic to [...]
State of confusion
January 17th, 2012
I’m in a constant state of confusion. It is very rare, that I can have a conversation with someone and have them understand me or me understand them. A conversation with me usually ends with frustration or me getting irritated. http://www.fnmental.com/wp-admin/post-new.php Having T.B.I. has cost me relationships with friends and females. Granted some of the [...]