Finding my path
I’m sitting here reading other peoples blog, trying to find my path! Everyone is kind of saying, find one path and stick to it! Well, if you could take a journey through my head, you’d see that there is no clear cut path as to what makes me, me! There’s no one certain interest that I have, there are many. To just name a few, I love spending time with my daughter (My Beautiful as I like to call her), I like to shoot pool, I like to hangout with friends, I love to make people laugh, I like to watch football, (my favorite team is anyone that plays the Philadelphia Eagles or the Philthadelphia Seagulls as I like to call them) and there’s many other things that make up this being named Dave Parker.
Not everything that I say or do, makes sense to most people. To those that get me, or understand me, reap the benefits of my madness! lol One reason it’s hard for people to get me or understand me, is because I can tell you the funniest joke in the world, with a completely straight look on my face and never crack a smile. There’s many funny Dave Parker stories. Take the chance and get to know me and before you know it, you’ll have a funny Dave Parker story to tell! lol
There’s two stories that come to mind right away that make me giggle everytime I think of them!
The first story is Me, My brother Bill, and our friend Brian, were going down the road. Brian is driving, Bill is sitting in the passenger seat reading the directions, and I’m in the backseat! (I love to make people get the WTF look on their face or say WTF! lol) So, Bill is reading the directions and he reads, At the third red light, you make a right. (I know what is meant by the third red light you make a right, but what fun is in that? lol) So, I say, “You know? I always wondered. Do you count them if they’re green?” (Well, since I can say or ask stuff without cracking a smile or even a hint that I’m joking people tend to take me serious a lot! lol Most people think I’m dumb, which makes me laugh!) So, they start cracking up and thinking I’m the biggest idiot in the world! lol
The other story that comes to mind. Me My brother Bill, and our friend Walt were standing at Walt’s work talking. (Well, Bill and Walt were talking and I was just kind of standing there!) So, I’m looking around and I see an Amish guy. So, I point and get their attention (Bill and Walt) and I say, “It looks like his wife made his clothes!” (Like I said earlier people really think I’m dumb, I knew that Amish women make their families clothes. But what’s the fun in that?) So, once again people start cracking up and thinking I’m the biggest idiot in the world! lol
Bill can tell the stories much better then I can or did! But getting him to post or say something on here is next to impossible! lol
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